Tag Archive: CP

The Thing About Summer

Is everyone enjoying the weather? Got your barbecues out yet? How many people fell asleep yesterday afternoon and woke up with epic tan lines?

June 30, 2019 9:45 am

Trying Is Better Than Wondering

I’ve never bought into the restrictions that societal labels put on people. Just because I’m a girl doesn’t mean my favourite colour is pink. Just because I have four cats doesn’t automatically put me on the mailing list for the Highstreet’s up and coming store, Spinster’s R Us.

January 6, 2019 7:00 pm

We Need to Talk About Kenneth

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks, you’ll all know that Anne Hegerty is among this year’s celebs who have entered the jungle. The ‘I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’ and ‘The Chase’ star is becoming increasingly popular with the nation, and this is partly due to her open-book approach with regards to having Asperger’s Syndrome.Like anything, autism presents itself differently in everyone, so for Anne, it s...

November 29, 2018 9:03 am

Vampires that roam the streets

I'm naturally someone who will over complicate everything. It's unintentional, yet true. Why go to one house when I could go around all of them?

November 25, 2018 1:03 pm

Silver Anniversary

It’s our Silver Anniversary. We’ve spent twenty-five glorious years together and we’re still in one piece – almost. I know I’m writing this a few days early, but let’s face it, you forced me to arrive into the world three months ahead of schedule, so what're a few days?

November 14, 2018 3:04 pm

The One with the London Excursions

Upon posting last week’s blog about the most memorable toilet mishaps, one of my friends mentioned an unfortunate trip to London and suggested I retell the tale for your Sunday entertainment. This is a good idea, but it’s also dawned on me that none of my excursions to The Big Smoke have been overly successful, but all have been eventful. I’ve picked out three of my favourites.The one with drunken divorce threats:Picture this.

November 11, 2018 5:47 am

I'm Not An Alien

For your Sunday morning read, I thought I’d address the classic questions that have been thrown in the general direction of my wheels. To be honest, some of the best aren’t even questions – they’re just epic one-liners. The thing they all have in common?

November 4, 2018 1:41 pm

Nature Called

I was in the middle of writer’s block, pondering over the topic for the Sunday blog when I really needed to pee. So, I had to call someone out and wait ten minutes for them to arrive. I then had to give them step by step instructions on how to get me out of the chair and onto the loo.

November 3, 2018 2:01 pm

The Letter I Wrote

It began when I was twelve in one of my English classes. We were asked to write about what it’d been like for us to start secondary school. Without knowing it, I’d laid all my insecurities, with regards to CP and “big school”, out on paper.

November 2, 2018 11:27 am